"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

JOHN PAUL: An Open Letter to Chick-Fil-A

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 20:07:24 -0500

JOHN PAUL: An Open Letter to Chick-Fil-A:

To Chick-Fil-A, Truett Cathy, and the WinShape Foundation:

It is with a heavy heart that I write to you saying that I can no longer, in good conscience, patronize your establishment. Nor can I partake of your delicious, succulent, juicy chicken.

I mean, I would like to. Oh trust me, I would!…

This is a mix I created after having “Sittin’ on tha...

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:09:19 -0400

This is a mix I created after having “Sittin’ on tha Toilet” stuck in my head and hearing this song on the radio while riding on Folly with Storm…

Here we go...

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 13:59:42 -0500

Okay everyone… It’s time for me to get serious for just a moment.

Now, everyone (or maybe everyone) has seen the commercial for Seasonique… the birth control pill that spaces out a woman’s period. The pill gives a woman her period every three (3) months. That is four (4) periods a year. This is an actuality that is getting dangerously close to a commercial they aired on Saturday Night Live.

First, let’s have a look at the Seasonique commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xsnKcNgZW8

Next… Let’s look at the commercial that was aired on Saturday Night Live.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/annuale/221774/

We are getting dangerously close to this insanely scary reality…

What they didn’t tell you in the Seasonique commercial… they warn you about in the Annuale commercial. Thank you SNL for warning us of the dangers.

Everyone… get a hat and prepare to hold the f*ck onto it… this is gonna be intense.

HALEY ANNA!: UGFDGIFKDHGKhgihigasdjkljgald

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 00:07:58 -0500

HALEY ANNA!: UGFDGIFKDHGKhgihigasdjkljgald :

Yep, I’ve been there. Don’t worry, two more weeks, then you will have a break from her. Possibly you can apply to move next semester….

A small tribute to Irvin Kershner, director of The Empire...

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 15:48:07 -0500

A small tribute to Irvin Kershner, director of The Empire Strikes Back (the best of the Star Wars movies) who passed away today. Thank you Irvin.

Thank you for all of the hilarious memories, Leslie Nielsen. ...

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 10:37:34 -0500

Thank you for all of the hilarious memories, Leslie Nielsen. You will be truly missed.

tinyechoes: harry potter. tonight. the end is nigh, kids. The...

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 22:58:42 -0500

tinyechoes:

harry potter. tonight. the end is nigh, kids.

The beginning of the end at least.

damnthatswhack: Now, THAT’S how you interrupt a news report!

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 12:51:51 -0500

damnthatswhack:

Now, THAT’S how you interrupt a news report!

What's new?

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 22:05:08 -0500

- I wish my neck and back would stop hurting, this is getting ridiculous. I feel like I can hardly swallow my neck hurts so bad.

- I just took on the role of “Pushbroom Boy” in Techies: The Musical! It will be fun and all sorts of interesting… I made the mistake of going a little too far with the disgruntled-ness of my character by improving a few F-Bombs… To which the director and SM replied (after rehearsal) - “There are really only two edgy moments in the show, one in which we say ass and one where we say hell. I think that is enough edgy moments do to the fact that this is supposed to be a family friendly show, it is our fundraiser. Let’s cut out the F-Bombs.” I didn’t know this. With a company name like the Edge Theatre and the types of shows they/we normally produce, I figured I could experiment a little more. Oh well. First night = epic fail.

- I am ready to get home for Thanksgiving… mmmm Turkey, Collards, Stuffing and all kind of good stuff.

- It is not the Christmas season yet. How about a little respect for our pilgrim ancestors and the Native American friends they dined with on the Thursday in November that one time? Sure when the Native Americans later scalped the more hair blessed pilgrims, that was bad. But come one, we gave them alcohol and diseases, which they traded for Tobacco… and wonderfully cancerous material. But come on, at least they had great food. And that colored corn? Wow. So lets respect the time when we were able to come together as people by sitting down with people we don’t particularly enjoy (and some we do) being around, yet spend hours cooking and eating with before they pass out from Tryptophan or while watching Football.

-Lastly. I am excited for the fact that after Thanksgiving is over… I can finally listen to Christmas music. That’s right, I know big chain department stores have… but that is wrong. I myself like to wait until after Thanksgiving to listen to Christmas music. Now granted there isn’t much Thanksgiving music out there… but you could just go bang on a drum and chant some stuff.

:-)

Have a blessed day.

unusuallyexceedinglypeculiar: hipsterwavves: Every fucking...

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:48:49 -0500

unusuallyexceedinglypeculiar:

hipsterwavves:

Every fucking day.

Heck yes I did! (I still do)

I still do.

The list of people who have taken my poll on Facebook so far....

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:20:00 -0500

The list of people who have taken my poll on Facebook so far. That’s right… Mark Zuckerberg… the CREATOR of Facebook! BAM! And guess what.. He voted for Jedi’s out right. That makes it official. Just like Facebook makes everything. This guy created facebook, therefore it is official. Jedi’s beat Wizards. I rest my case.

Jedi vs. Wizard

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:32:41 -0500

Okay everyone. One of the most debated questions of the 21st Century asks who would win during a battle between a Jedi and a Wizard. This is possibly the most important question of all time. I am sticking with my Jedi roots and going with the power of the Force. What I would like to do is to get your input. Who would win in an overall battle between a Jedi and a Wizard? Also, I am going to give you a few choices.

Yoda vs. Voldemort

Darth Vader vs. Dumbledore

Anakin vs. Harry Potter

Mace Windu vs. Ron Weasley

Rancor vs. Aragog (not Jedi or Wizard, but still an awesome battle)

Yoda vs. Dumbledore

Darth Sidious vs. Voldemort

Jabba the Hutt vs. Dudley (eating contest)

Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Severus Snape

Wicket the Ewok vs. Doby (Hilarious Battle)

Chewbacca vs. Fenrir Greyback (Wookie vs. Werewolf)

Padme Amidala vs. Hermione Granger (Hotness contest)

Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa vs.

Jedi vs. Wizard

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 15:09:31 -0500

Yoda vs. Voldemort

Darth Vader vs. Dumbledore

Anakin vs. Harry Potter

Mace Windu vs. Ron Weasley

Rancor vs. Aragog (not Jedi or Wizard, but still an awesome battle)

Yoda vs. Dumbledore

Darth Sidious vs. Voldemort

Jabba the Hutt vs. Dudley (eating contest)

Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Severus Snape

Wicket the Ewok vs. Doby (Hilarious Battle)

Chewbacca vs. Fenrir Greyback (Wookie vs. Werewolf)

Padme Amidala vs. Hermione Granger (Hotness contest)

Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa vs. Fred and George Weasley (Twin Fight)

Point proven…

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:39:12 -0500

Point proven…

I love theatre people…. and Star Wars.

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 14:00:07 -0500

I love theatre people…. and Star Wars.

This is how WU does fans….

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:54:43 -0500

This is how WU does fans….

Wizard Rap Battle: Harry Potter vs. Voldemort

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 01:10:46 -0500

Wizard Rap Battle: Harry Potter vs. Voldemort

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:31:35 -0500

Well, there are quite a few that I can think of…. It’s hard to choose just one. Here are some:

-Guitar

-Banjo

-Ukulele

-Football

-My Lamb

-Pocket Knife

-Root Beer

-Haribo Gold Bears

I can’t think right now, I am tired. But I’ll go with those for now.

Subtextual Shenanigans: you know what i don't like?

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 23:30:51 -0500

Subtextual Shenanigans: you know what i don't like?:

ohsinkme:

subtextualshenanigans:

i don’t like

-stabbing myself with pins

-tension/being the middle party

-miley cyrus

-not seeing my pets

-waiting up for a phone call and then feeling like it was pointless

-twilight

- stickers that don’t specify if they are for cars or not

-shipping and handling fees

-finding monologues

Let it out, dear. You deserve it. Again, sorry. Don’t mean to make you the middle party on anything.

You can put any sticker on a car. Do it.

Milestone

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 23:24:04 -0500

This is my first ever Tumblr post everybody. I have had it for a little less than a year now….

That is all.