"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

ohsinkme:

subtextualshenanigans:

i don’t like

-stabbing myself with pins

-tension/being the middle party

-miley cyrus

-not seeing my pets

-waiting up for a phone call and then feeling like it was pointless

-twilight

- stickers that don’t specify if they are for cars or not

-shipping and handling fees

-finding monologues

Let it out, dear.  You deserve it.  Again, sorry.  Don’t mean to make you the middle party on anything.

You can put any sticker on a car.  Do it.