To Chick-Fil-A, Truett Cathy, and the WinShape Foundation:
It is with a heavy heart that I write to you saying that I can no longer, in good conscience, patronize your establishment. Nor can I partake of your delicious, succulent, juicy chicken.
I mean, I would like to. Oh trust me, I would!…
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This is a mix I created after having “Sittin’ on tha Toilet” stuck in my head and hearing this song on the radio while riding on Folly with Storm…
Here we go…
Okay everyone… It’s time for me to get serious for just a moment. Now, everyone (or maybe everyone) has seen the commercial for Seasonique… the birth control pill that spaces out a woman’s period. The pill gives a woman her period every three (3) months. That is four (4) periods a year. This is an actuality that is getting dangerously close to a commercial they aired on Saturday Night Live. First, let’s have a look at the Seasonique commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xsnKcNgZW8 Next… Let’s look at the commercial that was aired on Saturday Night Live. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/annuale/221774/ We are getting dangerously close to this insanely scary reality… What they didn’t tell you in the Seasonique commercial… they warn you about in the Annuale commercial. Thank you SNL for warning us of the dangers. Everyone… get a hat and prepare to hold the f*ck onto it… this is gonna be intense.
Yep, I’ve been there. Don’t worry, two more weeks, then you will have a break from her. Possibly you can apply to move next semester….
A small tribute to Irvin Kershner, director of The Empire Strikes Back (the best of the Star Wars movies) who passed away today. Thank you Irvin.
What’s new?
- I wish my neck and back would stop hurting, this is getting ridiculous. I feel like I can hardly swallow my neck hurts so bad.
- I just took on the role of “Pushbroom Boy” in Techies: The Musical! It will be fun and all sorts of interesting… I made the mistake of going a little too far with the disgruntled-ness of my character by improving a few F-Bombs… To which the director and SM replied (after rehearsal) - “There are really only two edgy moments in the show, one in which we say ass and one where we say hell. I think that is enough edgy moments do to the fact that this is supposed to be a family friendly show, it is our fundraiser. Let’s cut out the F-Bombs.” I didn’t know this. With a company name like the Edge Theatre and the types of shows they/we normally produce, I figured I could experiment a little more. Oh well. First night = epic fail.
- I am ready to get home for Thanksgiving… mmmm Turkey, Collards, Stuffing and all kind of good stuff.
- It is not the Christmas season yet. How about a little respect for our pilgrim ancestors and the Native American friends they dined with on the Thursday in November that one time? Sure when the Native Americans later scalped the more hair blessed pilgrims, that was bad. But come one, we gave them alcohol and diseases, which they traded for Tobacco… and wonderfully cancerous material. But come on, at least they had great food. And that colored corn? Wow. So lets respect the time when we were able to come together as people by sitting down with people we don’t particularly enjoy (and some we do) being around, yet spend hours cooking and eating with before they pass out from Tryptophan or while watching Football.
-Lastly. I am excited for the fact that after Thanksgiving is over… I can finally listen to Christmas music. That’s right, I know big chain department stores have… but that is wrong. I myself like to wait until after Thanksgiving to listen to Christmas music. Now granted there isn’t much Thanksgiving music out there… but you could just go bang on a drum and chant some stuff.
:-)
Have a blessed day.
